Jeff on Buzzle

Simon Hattenstone shares some Jeff love on website Buzzle.com. Click here

Jeff on You Tube

Jeff clips have featured on You Tube quite a few times now and its a bit slack that I havent mentioned any of them before. The most recent is Jeff's fantastic and empassioned response to Middlesbrough being voted the worst place to live in the UK. If someone hadn't scored at Goodison Park who knows how long he might have gone on for....

And if its not saturday and you need an extra Jeff fix, you could give these a go too...

Wiki-Jeff

Jeff has also now has his own Wikipedia entry which you can see by clicking here

Jeff on Facebook

If (like me) you're ever so slightly obsessed with "social networking" website Facebook, then you can declare your Jeff appreciation by joining the Jeff Stelling Appreciation Society group and share your Jeff love with other Jeff fans. Yipee!

Jeff is Back !

Didn' t the closed season drag on and on and on and on and.... it OK though; Jeff is back, the new season has started and he's given an interview to the metro all about it. Click here.

Jeff Stelling Fanclub AGM - Lancaster

Another fantastic AGM was held on a drizzly FA Cup saturday in Lancaster. We went to the Walkabout to watch the game and they had terraces and chicken in a basket. The clumiest man in the world threw beer over everyone, Chelsea won the cup in extra time and afterwards everyone said the game was really boring but we really enjoyed it! In the evening we danced to eighties music and went to a gay bar. A very confused looking man pulled Barrow in Furness out of the hat for next years AGM.

More Jeff appreciation on Footballpoets.org

Poet P Maguire has written a poem all about Jeff on the website www.footballpoets.org. I havent included the text of the poem here because it is a bit crap to be honest. So you'll have to click here if you want to read it

Jeff wins again!

Jeff has been named "Sports Broadcaster of the Year" for the second year running, (and they've only been giving out the award for two years!) Click here for the full story

Sir Jeff of Stelling!

Richard Morley has set up an e-petition, asking that Jeff should be given a knighthood for his services to entertainment and football.

Richard says: "Jeff Stelling is the presenter of many hugely popular programmes on Sky Sports, with his most notable being Gillette Soccer Saturday. The most famous Hartlepool United fan in the world, Jeff Stelling has entered the hearts of football fans all across the country with his passionate belief in his club and his passion for football in general. With puns galore, his coverage of all the Saturday fixtures is not only informative but highly entertaining, with his on screen banter no better than when he is claiming the virtues of Emile Heskey with the legendary 'Pie-man' Matt Le Tissier. This man deserves every honour this country can bestow upon him."

Quite right too! Click here to sign Richard's petition.

The Jeff Stelling Super Special Soccer Saturday Drinking Game

Invented by some Jeff appreciators at Sheffield Hallam University (not Leeds, silly ed). They have a facebook page too, to visit it click here. Sadly the founder members of the JSFC are a lightweight bunch of girls and if they ever tried to take part in this they would probably be hospitalised.

Current Rules:

- Everytime a goal is scored:- 1 shot of beer
- Every sending off:- 1 shot of Jager (or substitute)
- Half time:- Absolutley no alcoholic beverages may be imbibed during this period.
- Whenever Chris Kamara is talking:- You must be drinking
- Whenever Merson uses stupid rhyming slang (i.e."he's hit the beans on toast"!):- 1 shot of Jager
- In the second half, all teams can only be referred to by their nicknames:- Failure to do so results in a 3 beer shot penalty.
- Whenever Swindon Town appear on the vidiprinter: - Last person to shout out 'Mackerel' takes shot of Jager.
- Whenever Dundee appear on the vidiprinter:- Last person to shout out 'Football' takes shot of Jager.
- Everytime Phil Thompson says 'Stevie Gerrard':- 3 shots of beer.
- Everytime Jeff makes an 'A Trialist' joke:- 3 shots of beer.
- Everytime your team score:- 2 extra shots of beer
- Everytime Matty Taylor and 'Goal of the Season' are mentioned in the same sentence:- 1 shot of Jager
- Everytime Jeff calls Kenny Deucher 'The Good Doctor':- 1 shot of Whisky
- Any hint of racism (social or otherwise) from any of the pundits:- Quad bombs (4 jager+redbull) all round
- Everytime Hartlepool score a goal:- 3 shots of beer
- Everytime a pundit shouts off camera:- 2 shots of beer
- Everytime LeTiss is mentioned in connection with a takeaway: - 1 shot of Jager
- Whenever Chris Kamara says "its unbelievable Jeff", all drinks must be downed
- Everytime Jeff mentions "dancing in the streets of TNS: - 1 shot of jager
- Everytime Jeff says "its Doom and Gloom at..." - 1 shot of jager
- Everytime the team 'Keith' is referred to as just being one guy :- 1 shot of jager
- Everytime Brighton & Hove, or Daggers & Redbridge are jokingly referred to as two different teams playing the same oppo :- 1 shot of jager
- Everytime when Arbroath striker Kevin Webster scores and Stelling says "ohh, Sally will be pleased" :- 1 shot of Jager.
- Everytime anything bad happens to Craig Bellemy (injury, og, booked, arrested for assault etc.) :- 2 celebratory shots of the spirit of choice.
- Whenever Northampton Town appear on the vidiprinter, last person to shout out 'Cobblers' :- shot of Jager

Jeff Stelling Fanclub visit the new Wembley!

In the rain!

Jeff Stelling Fanclub AGM 2006 - Lincoln

As determined in Milton Keynes, the 2006 AGM took place in Lincoln, as Liverpool took on West Ham in what pundits have called "one of the greatest cup finals ever". It must have been good anyway because we both remembered it in the morning. After ninety minutes and extra time the score was 3-3, so the cup final was settled on penalties for the second time in its history. Liverpool raised the trophy and we went to Walkabout and got chatted up by Grimsby fans. A nice lady picked Lancaster from the hat as the location for cup final 2007.

Jeff Stelling Fanclub at the nameless trophy final in Cardiff

Carlisle fail to win the trophy formally known as LDV Vans and Lee Trundle makes a twat of himself, a fun day out for all the family at Cardiff Millenium Stadium.

Jeff Stelling Fanclub AGM 2005 - Milton Keynes

The first official** Annual General Meeting of the Jeff Stelling Fanclub was held on FA Cup weekend in Milton Keynes, as Manchester United took on Arsenal in the FA Cup Final. Arsenal won 5-4 on penalties, the first time the cup had been decided on penalties in its history. Em thought the Scum were robbed, Cath thought this was hilarious. We all laughed at how crap the MK Dons ground looked and Lincoln was picked from the hat as the location for cup final 2006.

**The Founder Members of the Jeff Stelling Fanclub have been watching the cup final together since 1995